Ouroboros of irony..

6 EXAMS COMPLETED, 3 TO GO

If Lan's calculations are sound, these numbers indicate she is a whopping two thirds through her exams. Yayyy.
And yet, regardless of how close the conclusion of this torture appears, Lan cannot seem to find that final surge
(lol LH surge is required for ovulation of the dominant follicle in the mare. Yes shoot Lan. She wants you to shoot her now.) of motivation to carry her through for the remaining 6 days. Why? Simple:

P - A - T - H - O - L - O - G - Y

Despite being unquestionably the most mentally stimulating subject this semester, it also simultaneously holds the title of being the most difficult and ambiguous of disciplines.
To those lucky pooholes who need not suffer such an experience, the following is a basic overview of- uh.. pathogenesis;
--> Arduous note-making regimes and time consuming reviewing of slides --> Late nights and panda eyes --> Lan googling for pricing of a "pons-ectomy" operation.
Ha Ha.
Orrrr alternatively, leads to neuro references/ blogging when one should be studying?

Once again, purge. Must purge.