0 - Number of non 9-5 & 8-5 days left for the semester.
1 - Number of times Lan has skipped class in all her education (yesterday).
2 - Weeks since Lan has showered.
2 - Months left to figure out which member of staff/veterinary profession she would like to present her white coat to her at the White Coat Ceremony (extraordinarily original event title).
2 - Months left to figure out which member of staff/veterinary profession she would like to present her white coat to her at the White Coat Ceremony (extraordinarily original event title).
3 - Weeks since Lan has been able to wash her face.
4 - Weeks until Lan can play sport again.
5 - Number of times she got bitten by the stupid budgie.
6 - Number of pages Lan must read and do quiz for by the night's end
7 - Weeks that Lan will be sleeping in dorsal recumbency
8 - Time that she begins at tomorrow
9 - Weeks until winter break begins (and placements commence).
10 years ago - Lan got her braces.
42 - The ultimate answer to life.EDIT!
100- THIS IS LAN'S CENTENARY POST! Numbers no longer add up to 99.-
6 comments:
The numbers add up to 99.
9 + 9 = 18
1 + 8 = 9
Look at that, isn't it amazing!
Your point was..?
The numbers add up to 99.
How utterly profound and pointless.
Now allow Lan to demonstrate the art of profundity:
Lan likes grass.
99 is also the atomic number for Einsteinium, so named in honour of the person who was very adept at demonstrating the art of profundity.
However it must be acknowledged that you are well versed in the art of profundity, as profound as the flexor digitorum profundus muscle.
From that very comment you have made yourself very un-anonymous.
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