Thursday, March 27, 2008

Case of the Clingy Relatives..




Lan had some relatives visit today. They were aged tween and extremely annoying toddler. The Tween likes to rummage through Lan's personal belongings such as her half forgotten ipod case under the desk and telling her who is pretty in displayed school photos.
Not cool. LAN'S STUFF BACK OFF!


Now onto the toddler. She had her manoeuvres all planned out.

step 1.

Run into the room with a gun and point it at poor unsuspecting Auntie Lan
step 2.
Make a beeline for the first blue thing sighted. Today's innocent victim was Auntie Lan's 'Bear Bear' Bear
step 3.
Activate Puss in Boots eyes and ask Auntie if you can take Bear Bear home.
step 4.
Auntie has said no. Proceed directly to trash her room by
a. trampling on her lecture notes
b. jumping on her bed
c. mutilating her soft toys
d. scribbling hard into Aunties newly summarised lecture notes
e. screw it, all of the above with fervor and robotic commitment!

And just to further escalate the chaotic situation the two siblings collaborate on the ultimate "annoy-Auntie-for-ignoring-us" Cooperative Attack. Mission sN3Ak HuGgL3S~!!

Garrrr Auntie is excessively displeased. She must now go and apologise to each and every one of the soft toys individually.


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