Saturday, October 20, 2007

Studymode ACTIVATE!



Lan recommends the following for people who are nearing/past desperation.


THE ART OF STUDYING


  1. Pay attention in lectures.
  2. Don't sit next to yours truly.
  3. Don't procrastinate.
  4. Convince yourself the indecipherable mess is easy.
  5. Write a study timetable to indicate there is ample time left to study.
  6. Don't chuck notes out.
  7. Use highlighters that work.
  8. Put a cushion on your chair (a sore rump is guaranteed otherwise).
  9. Don't blink-maximise reading time.
  10. Form friendships with garden gnomes as friend substitutes.
  11. Surround yourself with chem notes. Apparently time goes by slower when it comes to chem.
  12. Don't immerse yourself into Neopets or Tetris. Just don't do it.
  13. Resist Facebook.
  14. Pretend David Eddings never existed.
  15. Make friends with nerdsome people who speak a language you don't understand.
  16. Don't chew fingernails. Save them for the exam.
  17. Don't eat or drink. Toilet visits are a time waster.
  18. Avoid Blogging.
  19. Learn to autopilot.
  20. Adapt to 4 hrs sleep.
  21. Don't eat Kinder Surprise.
  22. Replace usual diet with Red Rock Sweet Chilli and Sour Cream chips and salami.
  23. Stay off msn.
  24. DuN WriTesSz LiOk3 DiShsZ iN Ur 3nGLiSh ExAmSz~!!
  25. Don't listen to yours truly.



Good luck people.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Do not sacrifice Kinder Surprise.