Lan recommends the following for people who are nearing/past desperation.
THE ART OF STUDYING
- Pay attention in lectures.
- Don't sit next to yours truly.
- Don't procrastinate.
- Convince yourself the indecipherable mess is easy.
- Write a study timetable to indicate there is ample time left to study.
- Don't chuck notes out.
- Use highlighters that work.
- Put a cushion on your chair (a sore rump is guaranteed otherwise).
- Don't blink-maximise reading time.
- Form friendships with garden gnomes as friend substitutes.
- Surround yourself with chem notes. Apparently time goes by slower when it comes to chem.
- Don't immerse yourself into Neopets or Tetris. Just don't do it.
- Resist Facebook.
- Pretend David Eddings never existed.
- Make friends with nerdsome people who speak a language you don't understand.
- Don't chew fingernails. Save them for the exam.
- Don't eat or drink. Toilet visits are a time waster.
- Avoid Blogging.
- Learn to autopilot.
- Adapt to 4 hrs sleep.
- Don't eat Kinder Surprise.
- Replace usual diet with Red Rock Sweet Chilli and Sour Cream chips and salami.
- Stay off msn.
- DuN WriTesSz LiOk3 DiShsZ iN Ur 3nGLiSh ExAmSz~!!
- Don't listen to yours truly.
Good luck people.
1 comment:
Do not sacrifice Kinder Surprise.
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