When one cleans out their closet (literally speaking of course) and finds that they possess a bountiful supply of clothing that has not been worn for years, what would one's first thought be?
Donate it!
Donate it!
Today, Lan found herself in such a situation. Ever the model citizen, Lan neatly sorted out her old clothes and began to place them in a garbage bag, ready for delivery to some charity. Her plans on being a samaritan encountered a transient obstacle when she discovered the bag was too full to be tied up. Recalling the SpaceBag ads of old, Lan thought that if she could just squish all the air out, her clothes would fit no problem. And then of course came the explosion..
Note to self: never plonk yourself on a bag in an attempt to expel the air, the bag will just explode and your clothes may or may not fly everywhere.
The End.
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