Public Notice..

The other day, a well meaning Todd made the silly assumption that theirs and Lan's tastebuds shared the same.. well, tastes.
Enter the horrendously unpalatable honey coated almond..
YUCK

yuck !

Yuck !

Yuck !

Yuck !

For those who are mentally challenged and a little slow on the uptake, Lan will be uncharacteristically generous and contain her smoldering contempt for this supposedly edible snack and supplement this post with a graphic to visually illustrate how sickening honey coated almonds are. She will then neatly bring this public notice to a succinct conclusion with a list offences the accused has committed.

The unabashedly insensitive perpetrators (-gag-):

13 counts of misdemeanor and misconduct.
» ravaging the sanctity of victim (Lan's tastebuds)
» being disgustingly foul
» ignorance of how revoltingly repugnant offender is
» existing and hence violating the Laws of Nature
» abasing aforementioned tastebuds
» being despicably putrid
» indelicately manhandling victim
» being abhorrently gruesome
» defilement and arson of victim
» ruthless assault of an innocent
» being excruciatingly sickening
» being distasteful
» being an abomination to Lan's tastebuds and mankind alike

You have been warned. Beware!